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From Hot Rod Anglican Studios comes this partial report on the General Convention of The Episcopal Church, meeting in Anaheim, California. This song relates specifically to Resolution D090 on Inclusive Church Paper Work. This highly missional piece of ecclesial legislation has far-reaching implications not only for church secretaries but for the entire future of the English language.Well General Conventions down in AnaheimTraditnalists are gone, so we can have a good time!Were changing all the Canons, left and rightPassing Resolutions late into the nightStill I cant help getting thoseInclusive Church Paper Work Blues! Well drop-down gender menus are a thing of the past!New gender categories are proliferating fast.Male and female, he, she, and it.Thats just way too restrictive, so were pitching a fit.Late into the evening with thoseInclusive Church Paper Work Blues! The Preferred Name line would benefit many Your name might be William, but you like to go by Jenny.Your name might be Tonya, but you prefer Sanjit Maybe you just havent got the money to change it!Without this added line youll get theInclusive Church Paperwork BluesYou can get creative, let your mind go wild It worked for Wavy Gravy n every other Flower ChildWell just because your parents had you baptized as Kevin doesnt mean youre stuck with just one name go head pick 6 or 7:Kevin Genpo Pickup Truck Tilapia Maria Belt Sander Used Car Salesman Apple Brown Betty Pencil Sharpener Jar Of Pasta Sauce Smith Tennis Racket Box Of Garbage Bags The Flat Foot Floogie With A Floy Floy Eye Of Round Roast Jones Giant Squid Thew ForresterChoosing your own pronoun is a basic human rightIt affects transgender people morning, noon, and night.On a very concrete level, moment by moment.Pronoun Revolution is something we must foment.Here at the Convention with theInclusive Church Paperwork BluesWell, millions of transgendered will be filling the pewsASA will double in a week or two.Pledge and plate collections will be double the norms,But only if we add 4 blank lines to our forms.Otherwise well be stuck with theInclusive Church Paperwork Blues!